Motherfucking Henry Rollins in 8 hours. HOLLER!!!
Apr 17th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@Mike_FTW head asplode
Apr 17th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@surfichris Don't disagree. I've been bothered by the same stuff. Like -just now- adding support for namespaces. :(
Apr 17th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@surfichris What, specifically? Lack of multi-inheritence? Loosely typed nature of the language, etc..? #php
Apr 17th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Muay Thai was AWESOME tonight! Now, time for lamb stuff and Dexter. Muah!!!11
Apr 17th of 2010 from TweetDeck

All the Aussie girls call be "Big Red" ... *wink* *wink*
Apr 16th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@meyerweb I usually tell people to go die in a CHEMICAL fire. So, I guess I'm safe.
Apr 16th of 2010 from TweetDeck

lol
Apr 16th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@alyankovic @BarackObama is watching you poop.
Apr 14th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@guillermop PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!!! =TLnWlLTqu4Y
Apr 14th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@phpfunk *gasp* There is no God...
Apr 14th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@surfichris No surprise there. US sales were double than what they expected; 300k units the first day. Wow!
Apr 14th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Day 4 of "No Coffee II: The Revengoning" ...
Apr 14th of 2010 from TweetDeck

So sick and tired of my shitty Internet connection. Need moar megabits!!!11
Apr 14th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Going to see Henry Fucking ROLLINS this weekend! My gf rocks!
Apr 14th of 2010 from TweetDeck

And can someone tell me why a PDF reader is close to 300MB? Seriously, guys? Seriously... #adobe #fail
Apr 13th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Adobe, why do you insist on performing your auto updates even though I tell you not to? Can you please fuck off? #adobe #fail
Apr 13th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@lorrenbiffin Day 3... it has begun.
Apr 13th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Day two without coffee. Headache incoming. :(
Apr 12th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@lorrenbiffin YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND US!!! OUR LOVE IS LIKE RAIN!!!
Apr 12th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@thekatvond Well, I... I love you too.
Apr 12th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@Schooley02 No worries, duder!
Apr 12th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@ksmith Dive bars got the best food and personalities.
Apr 12th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@justicle As far as I know............ no?
Apr 12th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@emilylewis *gasp* I wish I could do that. :(
Apr 12th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@sumaya want.
Apr 12th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@callahansean Can't say I have. Imagine running 20mph on those things and doing a massive face plant.
Apr 11th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@callahansean These are the ONLY way to run: http://is.gd/boWuM #knowledge
Apr 11th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Week in Tweets! http://post.ly/ZQwy
Apr 11th of 2010 from Posterous

Consider my face melted.

Swim, gym, eat, booze, Bondi... GO!!!!
Apr 10th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@jcroft Keep it in your pants, chief.
Apr 10th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@Wilhelm Btw, my company developed iAd. This might get interesting. #iad #ipad
Apr 9th of 2010 from TweetDeck

http://www.iad.tv #iad #ipad
Apr 9th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@jcroft http://www.iad.tv
Apr 9th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Sex? Check. Breakfast? Check. Bay Run? Check! This day is starting off to be pretty, pretttaay, pretttaaaay good. Prettay good!
Apr 9th of 2010 from TweetDeck

I choose not to recognise the UK's Digital Economy Bill #whatdebill #debill http://bit.ly/d3xHsF
Apr 7th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@czheng Great idea, poor(ish) execution.
Apr 6th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@kureikain Oh, hai!
Apr 6th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@zeldman What are you doing in my house?
Apr 6th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@oyetweet The example script uses an custom 'autoload' function to include files. Otherwise, you'll have to include them all yourself. :)
Apr 6th of 2010 from TweetDeck

What stormtroopers do on their days off: http://is.gd/bhQgk
Apr 6th of 2010 from TweetDeck

If you walk in Sydney without an umbrella while it rains, you risk getting sliced in the fucking face.
Apr 6th of 2010 from TweetDeck

NetVentures now has a transcoding service!
Apr 5th of 2010 from TweetDeck

I play Hexic every time I take a shit at the office. #zuneHD
Apr 5th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@Schooley02 Congrats, man!
Apr 5th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@cameronmoll Wrong move. They need to build apps for the iPhone/Touch which scale UP to the iPad.
Apr 5th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Ah, This Week in Tech in the office. :)
Apr 5th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Ladies and gentlemans, we have browser-based FTP integration! #win
Apr 5th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@danbenjamin GOOD GOD, SOMEONE TURNED ALL THE CHILDREN INTO EASTER EGGS!!!
Apr 5th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Please to have @Dribbble invite? :(
Apr 5th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Moar Shenanigans!!1 http://post.ly/XuoV
Apr 5th of 2010 from Posterous

The astuteness of your observations rival that of conventional logic and science.
Apr 5th of 2010 from TweetDeck

"Some say we're born into the grave." - Alice in Chains (Them Bones)
Apr 5th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@Oatmeal Dear The Oatmeal, We love you. - Twitter
Apr 5th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Dude, FUCK regional DRM.
Apr 5th of 2010 from TweetDeck

I'm in yer office, drinkin' yer beers.
Apr 4th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@oyetweet It's a work-in-progress. I haven't had a chance to throw together documentation yet. Just follow some of the inline code comments.
Apr 4th of 2010 from TweetDeck

"Jackass. I'm a pimped out Jedi Knight. Obi Wan meets Dolemite."
Apr 4th of 2010 from TweetDeck

On a Tuesday afternoon, my mom came in my room and said, "Get the fuck up out of bed and get a goddamned job."
Apr 4th of 2010 from TweetDeck

MAKING MAD PROGRESS!!!! :D
Apr 4th of 2010 from TweetDeck

"I saw her just the other day... Jacking Mike D to my dismay." :(
Apr 4th of 2010 from TweetDeck

"When it comes to envy, all is green!"
Apr 4th of 2010 from TweetDeck

If you want to destroy my sweater, pull this thread as I walk away...
Apr 4th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@jayrobinson How neat.
Apr 4th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Wow, there is definitely something in this office which is adversely affecting my allergies.
Apr 4th of 2010 from TweetDeck

I find Mozilla's JavaScript reference wiki to be the best resource of it's kind: http://is.gd/bdCRT #javascript #mozilla
Apr 4th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Bit of an Apple critic. But even I will admit that, as a general-purpose multi-touch interface, the size of the #ipad opens a lot of doors.
Apr 4th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Haha, that last quote was actually by Thomas Tusser! DOH!
Apr 4th of 2010 from TweetDeck

"A fool and his money are soon separated." - P.T. Barnum #ipad
Apr 4th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Work, work, work! :D
Apr 4th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Week in Tweets! http://post.ly/XeOe
Apr 4th of 2010 from Posterous

I'm totally digging this new pan we purchased a few months ago. The egg just slides right off the surface. Perfect for making omelets without oil or butter. Fuckers just slide right off the pan with yummy perfection.

I've been working all weekend on a new top-secret integration project which will add video transcoding functionality to our video management system. I can't even think straight at the moment, so here are some photos of my work environment. My desk is the awesome one next to the piece of "art" hanging on the wall.

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@DitaVonTeese *gulp*
Apr 3rd of 2010 from TweetDeck

@yongfook Best one of all.
Apr 3rd of 2010 from TweetDeck

Bring on, yet another, Apple circle jerk. #ipad
Apr 3rd of 2010 from TweetDeck

Lovin' is what I got!
Apr 2nd of 2010 from TweetDeck

Solitude + Beer + The Clash + Air Conditioning = making work on Saturday bearable.
Apr 2nd of 2010 from TweetDeck

Time to work! Yay! :(
Apr 2nd of 2010 from TweetDeck

@levarburton Is it worth watching or should we all wait a while to rent it?
Apr 2nd of 2010 from TweetDeck

@alyankovic http://www.instantrimshot.com/
Apr 2nd of 2010 from TweetDeck

@Veronica Omg, that was hilarious!
Apr 2nd of 2010 from TweetDeck

What am I doing here?
Apr 2nd of 2010 from TweetDeck

Go to the Gowing's Building on George and Market in Sydney, look up at the 9th floor window and see Pedobear hanging on to dear life.
Apr 1st of 2010 from TweetDeck

@yongfook "Beautifully retro styled, handcrafted wooden tabletop arcade cabinet and MAME emulator for your otherwise useless iPad" LMFAO!
Apr 1st of 2010 from TweetDeck

Fuck that shit! I ain't playin' with a full deck, son!!!
Apr 1st of 2010 from TweetDeck

First full-on workout in 2 weeks. Painful, but I did the whole thing. Booyah!
Mar 31st of 2010 from TweetDeck

Please vote up for me and help out if you can, this is a major issue! http://is.gd/b7Bh8 #javascript #stackoverflow
Mar 30th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Screenr test ... http://screenr.com/E1M
Mar 30th of 2010 from Screenr

*sigh* Deleting NetBeans and reinstalling. Merp. #fail
Mar 29th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@justicle Want to watch.
Mar 28th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Jaba the Frog: http://is.gd/b4d4z #flickr
Mar 28th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Going to buy that new Super Mario game for the Wii today. Must. Play. Video.... games.UGH..
Mar 28th of 2010 from TweetDeck

To want do work not go to.
Mar 28th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Woohoo! Happy fun animal photos: http://is.gd/b2YZ7
Mar 28th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Week in Tweets! http://post.ly/W1AQ
Mar 28th of 2010 from Posterous

@yongfook More reason for them to STFU and make me a sammich.
Mar 19th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Real Human Interface http://is.gd/aOeFa #video
Mar 18th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@ineedryan LOL
Mar 18th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@callahansean I can picture the double-take. Haha!
Mar 18th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@callahansean I would be so bummed if I was forced to drive something like that as per the requirements of my job description. Ugh.
Mar 18th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@levarburton Was he browsing the racy novel section?
Mar 18th of 2010 from TweetDeck

If the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles actually used their weapons: http://is.gd/aMN2X #video #collegehumor
Mar 17th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@davesnyder I can sympahise, but we tend to learn much faster that way. lol
Mar 16th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Ok, this new detergent has got to go. Not an isolated incident. Being clean never smelled so bad. Ugh. #fail #fml
Mar 16th of 2010 from TweetDeck

And then I was bacon.
Mar 16th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Ladies and gentlemen, that is how we do that. G'night!
Mar 16th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@Hicksdesign Goes the dynamite!
Mar 16th of 2010 from TweetDeck

EXTRA, EXTRA! GAY MARRIAGE EQUALS MAN-ON-HORSE SEX!!! READ ALL ABOUT IT! http://bit.ly/cadCFW
Mar 16th of 2010 from TweetDeck

I JUSTWANT TO SIGN INOT FACE BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!111 http://bit.ly/9sJrmb (read the comments) #fb
Mar 16th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Mass Effect girl: http://is.gd/aJjFo #cosplay #win
Mar 16th of 2010 from TweetDeck

My Dad got his evil bunny slippers for his birthday. Absolutely loves them! #win #ftw
Mar 15th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Another one of those days.
Mar 15th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@thebetsy :D
Mar 15th of 2010 from TweetDeck

"World's most one-sided fights. Round one." http://is.gd/aG7yt (hat tip, Drew)
Mar 15th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Let's say you're the first human ever to make alien contact: http://is.gd/aG7cz
Mar 15th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@lorrenbiffin Alice.
Mar 15th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@justicle "Humans, wash your flithy meat coverings." - Wash-o-Tron
Mar 15th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@callahansean As did I, Sean. As did I.
Mar 14th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@callahansean Alice. Ugh.
Mar 14th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Omg, that movie was terrible.
Mar 14th of 2010 from TweetDeck

$90 to see Alice in Wonderland. It better be awesome or there'll be heck to pay. HECK, I TELLS YA!
Mar 14th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Bring on the pain... bagel. http://post.ly/Sg8P
Mar 14th of 2010 from Posterous

Wine... not win. Same thing, though.
Mar 14th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Mushroom Jazz Volume 4 + red win = crazy delicious
Mar 14th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Week in Tweets! http://post.ly/SevW
Mar 14th of 2010 from Posterous

An honest spelling mistake... or is it?

@czheng Do it, man. DO IT!!!
Mar 13th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Why am I being logged off every time I click on a few stories on Digg? #digg
Mar 13th of 2010 from TweetDeck

I must admit, I am quite the fan of Hexic on my ZuneHD. Can't. stop. playing.
Mar 13th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@guillermop Awwwww, yeah. I'll have a beer in your honor.
Mar 13th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Swimming sober is not as challenging as I thought it would be.
Mar 13th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Off to the gym, then off for a swim.
Mar 13th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@callahansean I'm hoping that thing in the top-left corner isn't what it looks like.
Mar 13th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@justicle You already sell it?
Mar 13th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@justicle Wonder if I could trade my shuttle for one of those.
Mar 12th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@justicle That's how I get to work. Every morning.
Mar 12th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@jcroft Your penis. Directly on your love shaft. Chicks will dig it. Promise.
Mar 12th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@czheng App counts are the new unit for dick-measuring in the mobile market. Signal v.s. Noise, man.
Mar 12th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@emilylewis Truth!
Mar 12th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Purchased: http://bit.ly/9gMDM0 #win
Mar 12th of 2010 from TweetDeck

What the hell is wrong with me.? No reason why I shouldn't be making a living off the Internet RIGHT NOW! Been doing this long enough. #fail
Mar 12th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@laughingsquid What exactly is a "Microsoft taco"?
Mar 12th of 2010 from TweetDeck

I do believe I have created the best. playlist. ever.
Mar 12th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Wish I would've met you, I'd say, "Nice shot!"
Mar 12th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Those pre-diced "Bacon-Style" bits were definitely NOT bacon. #fml #bacon #fail
Mar 12th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Balls out, baby: http://bit.ly/I8QSs
Mar 12th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Do a binary-safe split of a file into multiple chunks: http://is.gd/ajlxo #php
Mar 12th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@buzzomatic I prefer the term 'asshat' myself.
Mar 12th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Hey all, I need a crash course on Java. Could someone recommend some decent tutorials and such? #java #code
Mar 12th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@davethegr8 Yeah, apologies. The damn checkbox to post to Twitter is always checked and I don't realize it until after a few answers. lol
Mar 12th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Q:If you could date any celebrity, who would it ... A:Dita Von Teese or Kat Von Dee... rawr! http://formspring.me/blitzkriegpunk/q/295113175
Mar 11th of 2010 from formspring.me

Q:What TV show do you wish would go off th... A:Every reality/cooking competition/house ... http://formspring.me/blitzkriegpunk/q/295102141
Mar 11th of 2010 from formspring.me

Q:Who was the best teacher you've ever had? A:Since I grew up in the American school syst... http://formspring.me/blitzkriegpunk/q/295097284
Mar 11th of 2010 from formspring.me

Q:If you could have the starring role in o... A:Brad Pitt's role in Fight Club. Great mo... http://formspring.me/blitzkriegpunk/q/295092451
Mar 11th of 2010 from formspring.me

Q:Who would win in a fight: pirates or nin... A:Ninjas, hands down. The pirates wouldn't... http://formspring.me/blitzkriegpunk/q/295068799
Mar 11th of 2010 from formspring.me

Q:If you could look like anybody, who woul... A:The question suggests I'm not happy with... http://formspring.me/blitzkriegpunk/q/295065223
Mar 11th of 2010 from formspring.me

@thinkclay No worries, duder! :D
Mar 11th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@ashooner HUZZAH! :D
Mar 11th of 2010 from TweetDeck

You'll work harder with a gun in your back for a bowl of rice a day.
Mar 11th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Linkage: http://github.com/wilhelm-murdoch/TweetPhoto-PHP
Mar 11th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@tweetphoto API bindings for PHP now works with uploads! Not sure why I saved that one for last. Kind of ironic.
Mar 11th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Muh-muh-muh-meeeooow! http://tweetphoto.com/13977329
Mar 11th of 2010 from TweetPhoto

OMGDOWANT!!!!11 http://bit.ly/9VNH7u #mustang
Mar 10th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Everlast. EVERLAST? Really? Yeah, really.
Mar 10th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Q:Do you believe in ghosts? A:Nope. http://formspring.me/blitzkriegpunk/q/290174368
Mar 10th of 2010 from formspring.me

Q:What's the longest you've ever gone without a bath or showe... A:2 weeks. Hurray, CAMPING! http://formspring.me/blitzkriegpunk/q/290162840
Mar 10th of 2010 from formspring.me

Q:What was the worst concert you went to? A:I got dragged to some Christian rock concert ... http://formspring.me/blitzkriegpunk/q/290160682
Mar 10th of 2010 from formspring.me

Q:Who do you think should be the next pres... A:I honestly don't care. Whoever wins, we ... http://formspring.me/blitzkriegpunk/q/290150759
Mar 10th of 2010 from formspring.me

Q:What do you think was the greatest invention in... A:MY lifetime? The Internet, of course. http://formspring.me/blitzkriegpunk/q/290140485
Mar 10th of 2010 from formspring.me

Q:What website do you spend the most time on? A:Digg. Twitter. Facebook. Pick one. http://formspring.me/blitzkriegpunk/q/290138451
Mar 10th of 2010 from formspring.me

Q:If you could have been the author of any... A:American Psycho by Brett Easton Ellis. I... http://formspring.me/blitzkriegpunk/q/290135925
Mar 10th of 2010 from formspring.me

Q:Who's the most famous person you've met? A:Steve Caballero! http://formspring.me/blitzkriegpunk/q/290132201
Mar 10th of 2010 from formspring.me

Wireframes, wireframes, la, la, la ...
Mar 10th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Just committed my @tweetphoto PHP library to @github! Test away! http://github.com/wilhelm-murdoch/TweetPhoto-PHP
Mar 10th of 2010 from TweetDeck

It's confirmed. This new laundry detergent has me smelling like a bum's fucking nutsack. Great, I'm officially the "smelly guy" today. #fml
Mar 10th of 2010 from TweetDeck

And now... I sleep. @tweetphoto PHP bindings support 95% of the API. Will update github repos tomorrow. G'night!
Mar 10th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Rancid. Awwwww right.
Mar 10th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Time for my nightly swim!
Mar 10th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@surfichris HUZZAH!
Mar 10th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@callahansean Sweet deal, man. I'll be waiting either way!
Mar 10th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@callahansean I've noticed the updates. It's looking better and better with each iteration! As it should, of course. ;)
Mar 10th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@callahansean Been sitting on it for a bit due to work. Once these are out of the way, it's full steam ahead for Snaggr once more. :)
Mar 10th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Q:What's your favorite movie quote? A:"I have to return some video tapes." - American Psy... http://formspring.me/blitzkriegpunk/q/287312453
Mar 10th of 2010 from formspring.me

Wow, I am in LOVE with Thunderbird's new search functionality! :D
Mar 10th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@yongfook Nice find, man! *YOINK*
Mar 10th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Going to try and finish my @tweetphoto and @tenderapp PHP bindings tonight. :)
Mar 10th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@ksmith No idea if that's a good thing or not, so I'll just respond with "Cool, man."
Mar 10th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@Veronica What a fun little site! Thanks! http://www.formspring.me/blitzkriegpunk
Mar 9th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Woah, I didn't realize I had Formspring post to my Twitter account for every response. Sorry about the spam!
Mar 9th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Q:What was your favorite toy to play with as a child?... A:Fucking Lego, man. http://formspring.me/blitzkriegpunk/q/287091999
Mar 9th of 2010 from formspring.me

Q:What's the worst show on TV? A:Anything on network & free-to-air television.... http://formspring.me/blitzkriegpunk/q/287084835
Mar 9th of 2010 from formspring.me

Q:What do you think is the best way to defeat ter... A:Abolish religion and corporate greed. http://formspring.me/blitzkriegpunk/q/287079300
Mar 9th of 2010 from formspring.me

Q:Chocolate or Vanilla? A:Vanilla all the way. http://formspring.me/blitzkriegpunk/q/287078477
Mar 9th of 2010 from formspring.me

Q:Who inspires you the most? A:I do. http://formspring.me/blitzkriegpunk/q/287078090
Mar 9th of 2010 from formspring.me

Q:Who's the most overrated actor? A:Any musician who thinks they're an actor. http://formspring.me/blitzkriegpunk/q/287077697
Mar 9th of 2010 from formspring.me

Updated my @tweetphoto API PHP bindings on @github! http://github.com/wilhelm-murdoch/TweetPhoto-PHP
Mar 9th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Wow, I butchered that last tweet. Ok, time for bed.
Mar 9th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Gah! Again, I cannot updated my PHP @tweetphoto API bindings at @github. Will try again at work tomorrow. :(
Mar 9th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Shit. I don't know my own dad's birthday.
Mar 9th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@cdevroe Tuesday?
Mar 8th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Ass Aerobics: http://bit.ly/ahZGeP #nswf
Mar 8th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Want: http://bit.ly/c3lm50
Mar 8th of 2010 from TweetDeck

My arms. They hurt from swimming. :'(
Mar 8th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Salvia. It's a hell of a drug.

@czheng Not evil. Just sociopaths.
Mar 8th of 2010 from TweetDeck

"How come God never tells anyone to do anything awesome, like bake cookies or adopt kittens?"
Mar 8th of 2010 from TweetDeck

"I'm going to kill you with my tea cup." - Riddick
Mar 8th of 2010 from TweetDeck

A bit old, but so full of awesome. http://bit.ly/aMeyfz #ted
Mar 8th of 2010 from TweetDeck

"Hell, most Mac users can't even talk without using their hands, which ranks their intelligence somewhere between a simian and hog shit."
Mar 7th of 2010 from TweetDeck

I really want to check out http://tweetcron.com - Your Personal Twitter App
Mar 7th of 2010 from TweetCron

@yongfook Congratulations on your quiet launch! I'm glad to see more people adopting the MVP method. Too many great... http://post.ly/RH0h
Mar 7th of 2010 from Posterous

25 drunken laps around the pool. I'm a BOSS!
Mar 7th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@buzzomatic lol
Mar 7th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@guillermop Do. Want. o_O
Mar 7th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@guillermop Chicken?
Mar 7th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Week in Tweets! http://post.ly/RDyU
Mar 7th of 2010 from Posterous

Head crabs, that is! Well, just one head crab to be honest. He came in the mail today and was waiting on my desk when I came in. He now lurks around my ever-dying plant. Luckily my head is too big for him. Poor fella must be starving.

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Get your own head crab plushie from ThinkGeek!